Suris snarky and clever wit will cover everything celeb obsessed, from celebrity culture and fashion mistakes to celebs who are annoying pregnant. Suris burn book is probably the funniest thing circulating on the blog world at the moment. Operation save suri lizardbeth suris burn book archive. Suri, as imagined by hagan, was the queen bee of her generation, the style icon who was totally above it all, but agreed to.
Violet afflecks latest spectacles are actually pretty flattering and trendy. Katie wanted to keep the whole thing on the hush read. Ben affleck and jennifer garner welcome a baby boy. With the print version of suris burn book being released today, miss. Hagan s suri expresses exasperation at violet affleck s granny style, and praises the tweenage couture of sasha and malia. Allie hagans hysterical tumblr is now an official burn book, and it does not disappoint. Sep 10, 20 posts about matt damon written by molly.
Suri cruise and violet affleck and harper beckham are all human beings. Allie hagan is the author of suris burn book, one of the best, most hilarious, and most on point celebrity sites on the internet. I think of suris burn book a lot because it seems so prescient now, with the hindsight of time. Unfortunately she is not the author of the book that belongs to allie hagan, who also operates a blog with the same title. Allie hagan, fictionally writing as suri cruise daughter of tom cruise and katie holmes, judges other celebrities in their children from a hilarious perspective. The satirical celebfashion blog, wherein writer allie hagan took on the persona of suri cruise and offered joan riversstyle commentary on her child contemporaries, was mean but no meaner than the culture it mocked. North west kardashian and the affleck kids grace the pages of the burn book site. See more of suri s burn book by allie hagan on facebook. Sep 28, 2015 suri cruise made a rare public appearance with katie holmes. The blog constantly jokes about violet afflecks wardrobe, even throwing. Suri s burn book 4 exclude characters suri cruise suri s burn book 4 violet affleck suri s burn book 3 kingston rossdale 2 cruz beckham suri s burn book 1 exclude relationships exclude additional tags mystery 1 tumblr 1 misses clause challenge 1 other tags to exclude more options crossovers.
But it looks like the 4yearold is really upping her style game. May 11, 2014 headline trendsetting celebrity kids the latest popculture obsession. Few published authors can claim to have the inside scoop on hollywood s littlest trendsetters, but allie hagan, d. Hagans suri is a pampered, haughty, and razorsharp wit who revels in dishing out fashion critiques to her fellow celebrity offspring. Based on the popular blog of the same name, suris burn book is told from the harsh yet clever perspective of suri cruise, tom cruise and katie holmes fiveyearold daughterand one of the youngest fashionistas in america today. Obamas tweenage couture, and criticism at violet afflecks granny. Suri s snarky and clever wit will cover everything celeb obsessed, from celebrity culture and fashion mistakes to celebs who are annoying pregnant. Around the time they were born it kinda lost its charm for me but i still cant help but laugh at north west the person. Aug 24, 2012 the blog has generated a lot of attention, as well as a book deal for hagan, who works fulltime as a d. She is hilarious her blog is the one website on the internet where ive read every post, and then gone back and reread the entire thing. As snarky blog suris burn book gets print version, author reveals.
Suri s burn book loose threads 5112012 aquascutum officially sold. I updated the suri s burn book homage twitter that i started last holiday season. May 10, 20 6 popular tumblrs that landed book deals. I didnt write about mariah careys twins during nick cannons health scare, and i dont write about heidi and seals kids nearly as often as i did before the breakup. Allie hagan, the creator of the immensely popular blog suris burn book, which has now become its own book, featured everywhere from people magazine to the daily beast, only added to that persona by creating the tongueincheek version of suri who spends most of her pampered days critiquing the famous people and kids she sees around her. Suri cruise burn book fanpage of the suri burn book a study of suri and the people who disappoint her. Suri s burn book one part celebrity fashion, two parts comedy, and a whole lot of sass, suri s burn book takes a playful jab at celebrity kids and their somewhat ridiculous outfits. From tom brady to ben affleck, here are our nominees for most famous, fashionable fathers. He shocked everyone after a series of poor film choices that the actor could write, act and direct quite well, with pictures such as gone baby gone and the town. Hagans suri is a pampered, haughty, and razorsharp wit who revels in dishing out. Ben affleck and jennifer garners daughter seraphina doesnt have as much fashion cred as, say, a suri cruise or a harper beckham. As snarky blog suris burn book gets print version, author. No, not the girl from your iphone, but suri cruise.
Suri cruise made a rare public appearance with katie holmes. Sep 28, 2012 not the real suri cruise, daughter of tom cruise and katie holmes, but the one written about in a snarky blog and now book suris burn book. Sasha pivovarova gets her nude pregnant portrait plus, claire danes covers harpers bazaar russia in prada. Few published authors can claim to have the inside scoop on hollywoods littlest trendsetters, but allie hagan, d. Is it okay for 25yearold allie hagan to continue exploiting suri cruise. Suri, as imagined by hagan, was the queen bee of her generation, the style icon who was totally above it all, but agreed to mingle with the regular plebs every now and then. I dont particularly like going to disneyland with tom, but i needed someone to carry my bag. Seraphina affleck was photographed this week wearing gasp a handmedown from her sister violet.
But as suri has grown up and the glare on the holmescruise divorce and suri herself has faded a littlethe likes of north west kardashian and the affleck kids grace the pages of the burn book. Suris burn book is basically an imaginary or is it. Internet fame, being judgmental, and celebrity culture. Sep 06, 2012 is the suri book the new height of stalkerism. Were pretty sure even suri s burn book wouldnt have anything bad. Written in the fictional voice of tom cruise and katie holmes fiveyearold daughter suri, the burn book is dedicated to the people who disappoint her. This is what violet affleck wore to her birthday party. Based on the popular blog of the same name, suri s burn book is told from the harsh yet clever perspective of suri cruise, tom cruise and katie holmes fiveyearold daughterand one of. Suri s burn book is probably the funniest thing circulating on the blog world at the moment. Tom cruise, suri cruise tom cruise, tom cruise and suri.
Aug 02, 2011 suris burn book takes so many of our favorite things mean girls attitude, celebrities and snarkiness and rolls it all into one amazing tumblr. If you laugh out loud, or at least giggle quietly to yourself, within the first thirty seconds, then this book is for you. Hagans suri expresses exasperation at violet affleck s granny style, and praises the tweenage couture of. Please practice handwashing and social distancing, and check out our resources for adapting to these times. Suris burn book, named for the hotpink tome that wrought so much wreckage on the popular plastics clique in the 2004 film mean girls, is a blog that. Violet affleck, the youngest of my favorite girls who wear glasses. Allie hagan, author of the blogturnedbook suris burn book. Katie holmes was married to tom cruise from 2006 to 2012, with whom she has a daughter, suri following her divorce from cruise, holmes dated jamie foxx until 2019. Suri s burn book this is something between an overview and a recap of the tumblr. Oct 12, 2011 if not, you should definitely acquaint yourself. Through the website suris burn book, which she writes from her home in washington, d. Suris burn book, named for the hotpink tome that wrought so much wreckage on the popular plastics clique in the 2004 film mean girls, is a blog that hagan, a 25yearold graduate of.
Nov 15, 20 alist exes the real world san francisco should have cast. And maybe there will be references to suri s burn book. Sep 05, 2012 suris burn book is supposed to be a critique on tabloid celebrity culture. Also, does anyone else think that horse pillar looks suspiciously like violet affleck. These burns were brought to you by allie hagan, the creator of suri s burn book.
Affleck married hollywood girlnextdoor jennifer garner, and became father to violet and seraphina. Suri cruise violet affleck seraphina affleck kingston rossdale cruz beckham shiloh joliepitt zahara joliepitt. Ben afflecks third directing project was stellar and that includes ben. Alist exes the real world san francisco should have cast kqed. They may not be familiar with my blog, suris burn book, which is a satirical news site about celebrity families told from the judgmental perspective of suri cruise. Aug 22, 2014 according to tmz, katie has pulled suri cruise out of nyc and has moved them both to l. Suri s burn book is frivolous and sarcastic two words i wouldnt want to associate with the actual struggles that kids face. Suris burn book, a popular spoof blog using the imagined spoiled and sarcastic voice of tom cruise and katie holmes daughter, has now been released as a book.
Only six months old, this tumblr blog stands out in the celebrity blog zeitgeist. Hagan, a 25yearold policy consultant in washington, is the author behind suris burn book, a blog written in the imagined voice of tom cruise and katie holmess daughter. Unfortunately katie holmes made the guest list, so suri keeps her adoring fans informed of whos hot and whos not at haute couture noel 2012. They might have been born to famous parents, but these are young girls who all have to grow up under constant surveillance and try to build their own. Suris burn book is supposed to be a critique on tabloid celebrity culture. Trendsetting celebrity kids the latest popculture obsession. Welldressed commentary from hollywoods little sweetheart at.
Suri s burn book, named for the hotpink tome that wrought so much wreckage on the popular plastics clique in the 2004 film mean girls, is a blog that hagan, a 25. Suri s burn book discussion in stan fair started by datb1sh, jul 9, 20. The popular tumblr site was turned into a book, which was released on september 4th. Based on the popular blog of the same name, suri s burn book is told from the harsh yet clever perspective of suri cruise, tom cruise and katie holmes fiveyearold daughterand one of the youngest fashionistas in america today. I know i am late to the game here but i have to say, i am psyched that ben affleck is going to play batman. Forums celebrity alley celebrity news and gossip stan fair. See more ideas about celebrities, celebrity kids and katie holmes. The titular suri is, of course, suri cruise, the daughter of tom cruise and katie holmes. Tumblr suri is kind of a jerk and a surprisingly literate jerk, for a 5yearold. Ben affleck gives daughter seraphina, three, a lesson, too. Thats where the offspring of tom cruise and katie holmes, sixyearold suri cruise, comes in. Based on the popular blog of the same name, suris burn book is told from the harsh yet clever perspective of suri cruise, tom cruise and katie holmes fivey. Blogger allie hagan got one, and her book, entitled suris burn book.
Welldressed commentary from hollywoods little sweetheart. See more of suris burn book by allie hagan on facebook. Affleck married hollywood girlnextdoor jennifer garner, and. Jennifer garner turned 40 this year, but in this 2004 flick she was only going on 30 in the film, garner plays a preteen who turns into a grown woman overnight, and many of her wardrobe pieces reflect that very girly and full of frills, flowers and fun. Is it okay for 25yearold allie hagan to continue exploiting. Its not who i am underneath, but what i do that defines me. Jennifer garner spends a sweet afternoon out with seraphina affleck. Based on the strength of her burn book, suri cruise should be number one. Seraphina afflecks haircut is definitely going to make suri. Suri snarking on all the other celebrity kids out there. Sep 04, 2012 as snarky blog suri s burn book gets print version, author reveals how she handled that divorce and where she draws the line in mocking celebrity kids. There are some afflecks and joliepitts on the chopping block, but whos a winner according to this tiny diva. Suri s burn book is ostensibly the tumblr account of suri cruise and. Suri cruise offers advice to, and criticism of, celebrities in suri s burn book fox news fox news.
If you havent checked out suri s burn book you must hysterical. Anyhow, suri cruise deserves credit for having a better wardrobe at age 6 than i do at age 19. Seraphina afflecks haircut is definitely going to make. Prior to prince george and north west being featured a lot, i love love loved this blog. Allie hagan, creator of suris burn book, a satirical blog that skewers our obsession with the offspring of celebrities. Minime suri cruise nabs katie holmes style as she swipes her mom s earmuffs. Celebrity kids ben affleck celebs celebrities duchess of cambridge kate middleton her style high fashion harajuku. Welldressed commentary from hollywoods little sweetheart english edition ebook. Suris burn book and the good business of celebrity children. Sep, 2012 they may not be familiar with my blog, suris burn book, which is a satirical news site about celebrity families told from the judgmental perspective of suri cruise.